This is a sample of my own particular brand of humour.


A True Tipp fan!!

Below is a little transcript of a thing on Sky Sports after the England -
Croatia match. Yer man was interviewing Fans on their way out of the game, and amongst all the Rooney mania interviewed this guy

Interviewer: So What did you think of the match?

Fan: (in a big country Irish accent) Ah sure t'was alright like

I: Ah I see your Irish, what part are you from

F: Tipperary

I: And were you supporting England tonight

F: I was not, I'd never support the English.

I: So why were you at the game

F: I love sport, this is the 6th game of the tournament I've been at.

I: And you'd never support England?

F: Well I suppose I would.

I: When?

F: If they were playing Kilkenny like (and walks away)



Murphy's Law of Armed Combat.

1. Recoilless rifles aren't.
2. Automatic weapons aren't
3. Suppressive fire won't.
4. Friendly fire isn't.
5. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
6. Incoming fire has the right of way.
7. Never draw fire, it irritates the hell out of the people around you.
8. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
9. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming
friendly fire.
10. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
11. The easy way is always mined.
12. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
13. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
14. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
15. Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.
16. Anything that you do can get you shot, including nothing
17. Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.

Favourite Quotes / Life philosophy

Alcohol's the answer but I can't remember the question.

If I thought you were right I'd agree with you!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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